What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?